In this world there are things that need to be done. These guys are the guys you may consider hiring when combing the yellow pages for “people who do things good” because they are the only group that do things good. The leader of the group is a man whom dresses in a penguin costume and has the power to eat 10 or more Tacos at any given time. He goes by the alias Pengo, the eradicator. His right hand man is the Talker, a Giant man who could talk a deaf mans ear off. His quick tongue allows him to overload even the most attentive listener causing them to freeze in a trance like state. His Brother Dr. Explosion Von Brownie is able to use him extreme strength to catapult baked good s at any foe, no matter the distance. Next on the list is The Libertarian, A man whom has the ability to alter the standings of any election using his semi-physic powers of persuasion. He has an impeccable power to excrete green Guacamole substances from his palm dispensers. Party girl fits the bill as a girl who can party hard without warning, but don’t think you will get anything past her she can detect any mental activity you can throw at her with psycho analytical powers. She can also make a mean Buffalo Chicken Dip and other party foods. Then there is The Great Meatball Machine. A man-boy with the power to ball up his own meat like flesh and splatter it on his opponents spreading raw meat diseases such as salmonella. Last but not least is speed-car man. a man who can drive the gang around at warp speeds in his gas guzzling war tank. His lack of respect for local law enforcement makes him a key part of getting to places before anyone else. Also he has a Knack for fixing things by hitting them or taking unnecessary pieces off.
In the debut episode of their adventure as a team a woman calls the hotline for help saying her dog that has some how gotten itself stuck up a tree. The team hardly assembles fast enough to even remotely call it an emergency rescue, but when everyone finally makes their way to the war tank and speed-car man promptly makes a pit stop at WaWa for sandwiches and drinks. Afterwards when the team finally made it to the distressed puppy, whom was now asleep in the tree, Meatball machine Man started to throw meat at the dog. Pengo was still eating his Taco Sandwich while Dr. Explosion Von Brownie and The talker argued over who would win in a fight, Harry potter or Superman. Party Girl was rocking out to Andrew W.K. trying to shake the Dog out of the tree and The Libertarian was eating Guac out of his hand dispensers. Needless to say the dog did get down when knocked out with a meatball but the owner was less than pleased with the service. The gang quickly regrouped in the war tank and off they went to Karaoke.